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sorry for the chain mail but if i dont ill die..

Posted by Cmeister - September 11th, 2007


for all you idiots that dont get it this is an anti chain letter:
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 42 years old. I have no penis
and live with my parents. I have no life.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will cry and never write chain letters again.
When you're asleep, I'll try to rape you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
nothing at all happened to her.

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George has 4 hate letters, we don't know if
he'll ever grow up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she got banned from newgrounds.
It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a Dead dog on his
porch. Ha ha Fido. He was banned from newgrounds
and his girlfriend
kicked him in the balls for being such an idiot
. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.They
cannot have children because he died from blood loss

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- you are safe and will
have good fortune!

1-6 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

7-11 people- you will be injured

12 and over- You will die tonight


Comments

GREATEST. THING. EVAR.

Seriously, this was the greatest thread on the BBS. Damn mods and there high standards...

This is the best news post ever.

Valjiylmar. if i ever make a second anti-chain letter animation you are in the credits.
Seriously

made me chuckle, fucking HATE these whiny, 13year olds chain spamming flash movies with this mindless teddy dribble, if i could find the retarded cunt that created the original id tie his bollocks to a pair of bricks and chuck them off a pier. fucking wankers...

Ps. if i could rate this news post id give it 5 Muffs out of 5 and my own personal HURRAY!

you forgot to sever both of his legs and douse him in tar. Then stab him with a knife and put vinegar in his wounds.

PS. "Teh pie eating obese lesbians are running amuk!!" Indeed

say hello to teddy!

he still hasn,t visited me :( he said he would come

You won't fucking die. I've seen in millions of times before and I'm still al-... *dies*

L to the oL

oh, wait, now i get it, its a reverse chainmail, nice!

yeah. Im glad you finished reading.

Dude, chain mail is a load of crap, don't listen to it, just ignore it.

Dude, read the whole thing its an anti chain letter