for all you idiots that dont get it this is an anti chain letter:
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 42 years old. I have no penis
and live with my parents. I have no life.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will cry and never write chain letters again.
When you're asleep, I'll try to rape you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
nothing at all happened to her.
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George has 4 hate letters, we don't know if
he'll ever grow up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she got banned from newgrounds.
It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a Dead dog on his
porch. Ha ha Fido. He was banned from newgrounds
and his girlfriend
kicked him in the balls for being such an idiot
. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.They
cannot have children because he died from blood loss
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- you are safe and will
have good fortune!
1-6 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
7-11 people- you will be injured
12 and over- You will die tonight